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privacy & cookies
No accounts, no ads, no selling data. Here's the whole story.
What gets counted
- Google Analytics — counts visits and which pages people like, so I know whether anyone actually uses the things I build. In Europe this only runs after you say yes to the cookie banana.
- Microsoft Clarity — anonymized replays of how pages get used (where taps miss, where layouts confuse). Same rule: Europe only after a yes.
- Cloudflare Analytics — a cookieless visit counter. It sets nothing on your device and identifies no one, so it runs for everyone.
- The shop checkout runs on Shopify, which has its own privacy policy and handles payment details — I never see card numbers.
What stays in your browser
Your built banana, bananacoins, badges, and pass live in your browser's own storage (localStorage) — that's your save file, not tracking. It never leaves your device unless you create a passkey to sync it, and even then it's only readable by you and me.
Your choice
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Changes apply from your next page load. The banner only appears for visitors in Europe — that's where the cookie rules apply.
Questions?
Write to me — it goes straight to the banana guy.